"Neuromancer is an adolescent's book.
As for the author, I'd buy the man a drink,
but I probably wouldn't lend him any money."
—William Gibson
"I've come to hate my own creation!
Now I know how God feels."
—Homer Simpson
"Ah, yes, I wrote The Purple Cow,
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'll kill you if you quote it!"
—Gelett Burgess