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DIMAPEDIA TOO 

(another random sampling from the pages of my personal glossary)

canterbury tale:
an elaborate story told with the intent of obfuscation. See also "shaggy dog story."

cakey: affection, as in "dat girl wun gimme no cakey."

catspraddle: to knock across the room, as in "stop chupsen before I catspraddle yuh."

chonk:
to lob. See also "fling" and "thow."

chops: embouchure, technique or skill.

chune: a song.

chupse:
to make a sucking sound through the teeth in exclamation.

code-switching: changing the set list after you take a look at the audience.

comeback: a resurgence of interest in an artist who never left.

competitive exhibitionism: a "jamf session," the lowest form of entertainment.

Confirmation Bias Bingo:
the "trust but verify" game for people who are always right.

copascetic: a portmanteau of "cope" and "ascetic," describing a person who rationalizes poverty as an austere lifestyle choice.

cornpone: countryfied.

crash pad:
a copascetic crib.

DIMAPEDIA AD NAUSEA 

(another random sampling from the pages of my personal glossary)

ace boon coon: best friend.

a crapella: singing aloud with headphones on.

affluential: affluent + influential.

agnorant:
arrogant + ignorant.

ain't no thang: no big deal.

all-a-y'all: every one of you.

all your base:
a declaration of victory. See also "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."

amsterdamaged: hung over.

AMW: actress, model, whatever.

Anglozona: the 48th state, formerly northern Mexico, although some residents seem to forget that pesky detail.

DIMAPEDIA REDUX 

(another random sampling from the pages of my personal glossary)

ma'amnesia: inability to rightly recall when in the presence of a lady.

malinky: piddly or dinky.

Maggie's Farm: any gig or obligation that makes unreasonable demands on one's personal time. See also "VBS."

meanderthal: self-indulgent and rambling, as in "too much tenosterone leads to meanderthal jazz."

mickey mousing: punctuating the movements of a character with on-the-nose musical accompaniment.

Mitch Connor: a poseur. See also "jamf," "all hat and no cattle," and "Chet Faker."

morning person: someone who suffers from Annoyingly Cheerful Personality Disorder (ACPD). See also "complicated person."

mozambique: farewell (from "mosey"). See also "lederhosen," "Dog Spit on Ya," and "Dostoyevsky."

MO DIMAPEDIA 

(a random sampling from the pages of my personal glossary)

easter egg:
a secret hidden message for insiders.

educated: driven to distraction by trivia.

één minuutje, als u blieft: hold your horses. See also "momentito, por favor" and "choto mate kudasai."

effing:
durn.

ego surf: to Google one's self.

electric boogaloo: any lame follow-up to a celebrated original. See also "Havana Nights."

endearing attributes:
big buppies. See also "significant redeeming virtues."

DIMAPEDIA 

(a random sampling from the pages of my personal glossary)

bioengineering:
the strategic use of hyperbole, selective specificity and spin in the crafting of one's artist profile.

Bipolar Express: the fast train to Crazytown. See also "Charlie Sheen Trampoline."

bisocial: able to hang out with both men and women.

bitter shame: you're welcome; the customary response to "donkey shame."

bixellent: pretty good for a white guy.

bixploitation:
the shameless marketing of white artists to white audiences.

blogflogging: obvious promotion of one's own blog.

blow baggin': lying.

bobblehead: a particular type of skinny, superficial Scottsdale girl.

bohica: bend over, here it comes again.

PSEUDONYMS (Alpha) 

Dmitri Matheny, aka:

Beaver Moon
Big Spider Back
Boogie Woogie Flugelboy
Chet Faker
DJ Flugelicious
Duck
Dummy Tree
Dynamite Mirth
Floogle Earth
Honoré Dutrey
Lil' Dima Feeny
Little Cat Z
Loose Olaf
Maple Nut Drops
OCD Mitri
Saturated Fats
Smoove D
Sunny D
Vox Nox
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