TOP TEN IDEAS FOR ATTRACTING LARGER AUDIENCES ON THE ROAD 

10. Add the suffix "Gone Wild" to all advertisements

9. "Accidentally" misspell first name as "Pat" on marquee

8. Recruit Bebop Go-Go Dancers

7. Replace jazz noir material with that one song from Dream Girls

6. Put Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Flugelman in front of each venue

5. Offer Free Crazy Bread with every ticket purchase

4. Add Wacky Neighbor character

3. Grow long curly locks and learn to circular breathe

2. Change band name to "Candy Dulfer & The Naughty Secret"

1. Replace all sidemen with adorable kittens

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